by Jennifer Louise Carrol (ya, Louise...I know, it's "pretty")
1. I was making a grilled cheese sandwich today at my brother and sister-in-law's and set my plate down on a pile of papers which, upon being stirred, began singing "What a Feeling" from Flashdance - only the number one dance tune of all time! (disclaimer: the pile of papers turned out not to be alive, prophetic, or infested with a choir of 80's dance-loving dwarves. The pile of papers was, instead, covering up one of the most inspired singing birthday cards ever made) (side note: if anyone was planning on acknowledging my own upcoming birthday, please try to find this card)
2. My most favourite human being out there is 39-weeks pregnant. Which, in the baby-delivering / saving world, means she is gonna pop another human out any second now. As if having the world's most stunning child wasn't enough, she's gonna go off and do it again. I can't wait - Good luck Hamberger!
Seriously?
If you thought you might be a princess before....just wait....your life can get even better!
WHAT!?!??!?!